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Distractions

Of Course, In My Family We Photograph Everything…

June 6, 2016 Erika Lawson2 Comments

Friday, June 3, 2016 As you can imagine, all this cancer shit has been fairly overwhelming, and has taken a while to mentally process.  I’m staying focused on my silver lining, and looking forward to having a perky pair at the end of all this. But since being big-busted has really been a part of… Continue reading Of Course, In My Family We Photograph Everything…

Surgery

Firmly Establishing That I Am High Maintenance

June 6, 2016 Erika Lawson4 Comments

Wednesday, June 1, 2016 Immediately after my introductory visit with Dr. FixIt, I met with his scheduler, who is my new BFF*. She is awesome. She gave me some info for my work leave of absence planning.  We discussed my summer plans – we are planning on leaving for a vacation to London on August… Continue reading Firmly Establishing That I Am High Maintenance

Distractions

Seriously!!??

June 6, 2016 Erika Lawson1 Comment

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 We had a pleasant Memorial Day weekend at home, with one exception: Paige was sick. She had come down with a cold and scratchy throat.  It was a good thing we were staying at home. Not surprisingly, on Monday night, my throat was starting to get sore as well.  Assuming I… Continue reading Seriously!!??

Surgery

Three’s the Charm

June 5, 2016June 9, 2016 Erika LawsonLeave a comment

Thursday, May 26, 2016 Finally, the last of my three four doctor appointments arrived.  All of the previous appointments have been generally about the cancer itself.  Regarding the cancer, there are very few decisions that I need to make.  Sure, I could refuse treatment or otherwise do something unorthodox, but in general, there is a… Continue reading Three’s the Charm

Diagnosis · Surgery

Planning the Demo

June 5, 2016 Erika LawsonLeave a comment

Monday, May 23, 2016 My third Tour De Medicine appointment was with the general surgeon, Dr. Demo*.  By now, Tad and I are getting tired of the cancer talk, but she dived on in anyway with her version.  I’d really been hoping to skip straight to the surgery part, but she would not be dissuaded! … Continue reading Planning the Demo

Diagnosis

Vitamin D!?

June 5, 2016 Erika LawsonLeave a comment

Friday, May 20, 2016 Before leaving the clinic after my visit with Dr. Cancer yesterday, I was sent downstairs to get a blood test and a chest XRay.  Today, I got a phone call from Dr. Cancer’s nurse to give me the results of the blood test.  Without mentioning cancer once, she said, “You have a… Continue reading Vitamin D!?

Diagnosis

Three Appointments in One Day

June 5, 2016June 5, 2016 Erika LawsonLeave a comment

Thursday, May 19, 2016 Appointment #1: Laser Dermatology This was a big day for me, with three different appointments scheduled, including one unrelated to cancer.  Prior to “catching  cancer,” I had recently decided to deal with a few minor lingering health issues.  One of them was attempt #47 (exaggerating, but not a lot!) to eradicate… Continue reading Three Appointments in One Day

Diagnosis

I Love Flowcharts

June 4, 2016June 4, 2016 Erika Lawson2 Comments

May 6, Friday The day after meeting with Dr. Hugs, I received a call from the scheduling department perfunctorily informing me of the three appointments, as promised. I balked; “Don’t I get to pick times that work for me?” The caller hesitated; “Do any of these times not work?” “Well, no. They’re fine.” I guess… Continue reading I Love Flowcharts

Distractions

Binders of Cancer!

June 4, 2016June 4, 2016 Erika Lawson1 Comment

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 I’m keeping all my notes, lab reports, and paperwork in a binder and am having a little fun with the binder cover…

Diagnosis

A Little Self-Medication Can’t Hurt…

June 4, 2016June 4, 2016 Erika LawsonLeave a comment

Monday, May 2, 2016 Finally, Monday rolled around.  I had a busy day planned at work, and since I had just called Dr. Hugs’ office on Friday, I resolved to wait another day before nagging again.  It turned out I did not need to — around midday, the phone rang.  Dr. Hugs wanted me to… Continue reading A Little Self-Medication Can’t Hurt…

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Doctor Who?

*To protect the innocent…
Dr. Rad = Radiologist
Dr. Hugs = My primary care doc
Dr. Zap = My radiation oncologist
Dr. Cancer = My oncologist
Dr. Demo = My general surgeon
Dr. FixIt = My plastic surgeon
Ms. Lymph = My lymphedema specialist
BFF = Dr. FixIt’s scheduler
Nemesis = Dr. Demo’s scheduler
Dr. Champ = My lymphedema surgeon

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That’s a real band-aid!
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I love my new bracelet!!!
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Selfie Soap!
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Selfie soap, frog spirit rattle, pocket reminder rock
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Description of the frog spirit rattle
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It’s a cup of soup!!! So cute!!
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For the girls, from the girls! When everything is all done, of course!!
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